Monday, August 19, 2019

Everyone knew this was coming!!!



Everyone that knows me knows that this update was coming. I am a very sentimental man and I never can have a significant event in my life without sharing some thoughts about the miracles that led to that event.

Being the baby of 4 kids I always had plenty of support and "guidance" as I was growing up. Being the baby had two effects on my mental condition. One is that you never feel alone and you are always protected (sometimes over protected) from harm. Another effect it has is to make you always having to live up to your siblings.

Growing up as the baby made me into the person I am today. When I was young, I was scared of my own shadow most of the time. I was only comfortable in a world where I was in my home building model airplanes, building model cars, playing with HO scale slot cars, or playing with GI Joes. My brother (Tom) and I must have rode a million miles on 20 inch bicycles too.

I hated school because I was socially awkward and did not know how to deal with bullies. I was a straight "A" student but hated being away from the comfort of my home and my family. I was shy, had no confidence (especially with girls). I did not date girls in school at all. It wasn't until after graduating from high school that my Aunt Billie set me up with a date with my Sunshine (Traci) that I dated at all. My Sunshine is the only girl I have ever kissed!

As I got older, I found the world of employment was more suited for me than school. The work world allowed me to be innovative, push the envelope, and achieve goals (things that school tends to not encourage for someone who is not "normal"). It also allowed me to spend money on my hobbies and immerse myself into all things mechanical. First it was radio control airplanes, then motorcycles, then boats. I never really got into cars (except for transportation) when I was young. I always liked them but loved racing motorcycles and boats more in my early years.

Building motorized equipment allowed me to use my brain for something that made me happy. Using my mechanical aptitude gave me confidence and also gave me my entrepreneurial spirit! I learned that I could build radio controlled airplanes for the older flyers as a way to fund my habit at about 15 years old!

I went to work for Mobil Oil as an industrial engine mechanic right after high school and became known as "Mr. Goodwrench" I took that nickname as a compliment but I think it was intended as a slam to my terrible social skills and obsession with mechanical things.

Through all of my years, working on mechanical things has always been in my life as well as doing family activities. This machine is the pinnacle of my obsession with mechanical things. This machine represents my "stamp" that we can place on something to tell the world: We don't need your college degree, We don't have to have a regular job, We don't have to be like everyone else, We don't have to settle for mediocracy! This is our statement that in this great country, you can do anything you want because of our freedom, hard work, support from family/friends and the Grace of God!

With that being said, I want to thank some people who made this both possible and special to me. If I left someone out, forgive me, it is late and you know who you are and I do appreciate it:

First, is our pastor, Brother Jerry Clements. Every time I thought it was too tough to finish this thing, all I had to do was think about how he battled cancer and beat it. Brother Jerry had just got out of the hospital again, before coming to our test session. He is a tough cookie and we love him bunches. I am so glad he was here to provide evangelical support! His message to everyone was spot on and inspired me more than he knows!



Second, the guys and ladies that helped us work on the car. We are trying to figure out what the crew looks like so we had more help than we needed. It was s nice having Bruce (lifetime friend) and Tom (my middle brother) working together on the car. It has been a long time since I have participated with them on a hobby related activity. Tom and I used to do everything together. Bruce and I used to ride dirt bikes together. They were both super organized and fast workers! It was also fun to see them work together again. It has been a long time.

Patrick (our Business Development Manager), was having to learn new things and volunteered to back me up after burnouts and managed tire pressure. It was great having his smiling face giving me comfort as I backed the car down the racetrack.

My brother Greg and lifelong friend Scott helped out wherever they were needed. Scott also helps me  when he has time on weekends in the shop.


My Sunshine is responsible for safety equipment for obvious reasons. She has the most interest in me not getting hurt. She is my rock and takes such good care of me.

Then there is Joe (our business partner). As usual, if it involved computers or electronics, no one can troubleshoot and fix it like Joe. We had an issue with our data logger and were not able to look at our tuning data. Joe fixed it within a few minutes after us asking him to look at it. He is amazing!

Third, Jackee, Jack, Sissie, and Jaime took care of our guests and documenting the whole experience. Jackee designed the amazing shirts for us as well. She is a great artist and is always there to help.

Then there was the track staff. Austin Hayward is an amazing young man. He is all of 22 or 23  years old and does an amazing job of running the track. He gives me hope in our future generations. He is mature beyond anyone I have seen in recent years at his age. He is a fine young man and a huge asset to Houston Raceway Park.

The paramedics and track workers also did a super job. Every time the car ran, the fire team and paramedics arrived within seconds after I pulled off the track to make sure I was OK.



That brings me to the Janis's. Mike Sr. and Jr. are just amazing! They had a chassis and engine tuned and ready to run with 1 1/2 hours of arriving at the track. They are calm and collected. They are patient. They are gracious. They were serious. They are my main source of information. They are the smartest people with a race car that I have ever seen. They are my good friends!



I know it must have been overwhelming to have all of the people hanging around while trying to get "The Black Hole" to perform while coaching me to prevent me from killing myself. I felt so comfortable in the car because I knew it was going to do what they wanted it to. Having Mikey staging me, making sure I took care of final steps in the car, and blessing the run as he told me to take it down the track was the most incredible experience. I will never forget that experience.

I have thought a thousand times what this week would have looked like without them. It would not have been pretty or possible!!!!

Lastly, there is my Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ. He has guided Traci and I every step of the way. Without Him, I would have never met the Janis's. Never have traded the boat for the chassis, Never had "The Blue Banana" at the track so we could use a part we needed to run the car (This is a biggie). Never have married my best friend! Never have been given the motivation and wisdom to build this machine. Thank you Jesus for your sacrifice and your blessings!


Sunday, August 18, 2019

WHAT DO WE DO NOW?????

Traci and I have been so focussed on our testing of "The Black Hole" that we haven't even thought about what happens next. We stayed up late last night talking about that very question.

We learned a lot from testing the car but we also have more questions than I think we have answers for! Our lives are a lot like that these days. It is a whole lot like our situation with our house. We almost had our house finished after years of planning, work, and anticipation. Our almost finished house flooded the first time and over the next year, we rebuilt again and were nearly where we were before the flood, only to flood again. After having our house flood twice in two years, not only do we not know when we will rebuild again, but we don't even know if we are going to rebuild this house.

We realized last night that we are in a similar situation with our drag racing hobby. Our test session was a complete success and we are so excited about that. We are so proud of the fact that the car made 4 runs down the track without a mechanical failure, a part falling off of it, an electrical issue, or any other "real" problems. That is a huge accomplishment for our first car of this caliber. We left the track on cloud nine!!!

It wasn't until last night that we realized where we are at now. Our realization began with a simple statement and question from Traci. First (I believe) was her saying that she was sad that our dragster would not be use by myself any more. I told her I would use it and she said "I know you and you and you are not going to get in a slower car after driving "The Black Hole"". She was really sad that our simple bracket racing days were over.

She then asked me several questions: Did you enjoy driving the car?, too which I replied " Yes I had fun" Then she asked, "Are you afraid of the car?, I replied. "Driving the car didn't scare me at all, but I am scared by how difficult it is to get out of the car". I am very comfortable once I am in the car and strapped into it, but it is almost impossible for me to quickly get into or out of the car. That would not be a big deal if these car's engines never failed. Truth is, it is almost inevitable that major engine failure IS GOING TO HAPPEN if you drive these cars. Catastrophic engine failure causes lubricating oil to spill outside of the engine and it can be ignited by the hot exhaust from the engine. That is the reason we have a fire suppression system, a 20 layer fire suit, breathing air, etc., etc., etc. Being able to escape from the car quickly is a basic survival skill for Pro Mod racing. As of today, I am very concerned about my ability to get my tall lanky body out of the car quickly!!!

And that brings us to where we are today. Today, Traci asked if I could take her for a drive to just get away and relax after a very stressful week (and 3 years for that matter). She wanted to go to Galveston to see the beach, grab a bite to eat, and then go watch our friend Dusty Finch drive our dragster in a race at Houston Raceway Park. Yes, Traci asked to go to a drag race to relax. What a woman I married 38 years ago!

I gladly took her on our day away from stress. Several things happened on our day out. First, If you have ever seen the movie "Indian Summer" about adults that go back to the summer camp that they went to when they were kids. They all realize that all of the things that were so great about that camp, didn't quite have the same impact as an adult! They kept using the line, "It is so small". Finally one of the adult campers reminds the gang that the camp has not shrunk, they grew up.

That same phenomenon happened to us all day. "The ocean is dirtier than I remember", "It is more crowded than I thought", "It is more run down than I remember", "It is more commercialized that I remember". The final incident happened when we watched our dragster racing down the track from our seats in the grandstands. It was different watching it for the first time as a spectator. We had a new point of view after the excitement of running "The Black Hole" for the first time and this will put it into perspective: Prior to this week, the quickest I had ever gone down the drag strip was in "The Blue Banana". One Friday night about 1 1/2 years ago, I ran a 7.78 second elapse time running a full power run in a quarter mile (1320 feet). This week, I set a new personal best elapse time of 7.63 seconds in "The Black Hole" and I shut the throttle off at a little over 500 feet into a 1320 foot run. I was over a tenth of a second quicker and I held the throttle open less than half of the run.

After talking to Dusty (the young man driving our car) and his girlfriend, we got in the car to head home and Traci surprised me. She said, I am done with that. We are headed to a new and exciting place. She pretty much told me that we have run a Pro Mod car and bracket racing a dragster just would not do! Now that brings us to the problems! How are we going to do that? How are we going to get our license? How are we going to have the time to run a car enough to be good at it? How are we going to get this old man in and out of a car that is so small that it is like stuffing a marshmallow into a Coke bottle.

All the way home we discussed: Is it going to be possible to make the car fit me?, What series would we race in (NHRA, Midwest Pro Mods, etc.), How many races can we get a crew to show up? Do we need to build a car that fits me? Do we need to buy a car that fits me? What will we do with the dragster and/or "The Black Hole"? How will we perfect the art of running the car?

What we have realized is that we both are hooked on the power and excitement of a Pro Mod car! Now we have to figure out how we will successfully run one. We also realized that we CAN build and drive a good Pro Mod car. Other than making a mistake during a burnout (a pretty stupid one on my part), we were able to make straight runs down a track and improve which each run. I was conscious and aware enough in the car to follow most the Janis's instructions.

Again, GOD blessed us beyond belief. It could have been a total disaster this week but it wasn't. We are taking that as a message from God to proceed. We just aren't sure what that means yet!

Step 1-How do we get a 6'1" marshmallow into and out of a Coke bottle? Here is the reason that is important!

https://www.facebook.com/NHRA/videos/453050022176031/

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Saturday, August 17, 2019

No Longer a Dream

These are some pictures and video of our 4th and final run down the track at our test session for my 1963 Corvette Pro Mod drag racing car.

Our test session was a complete success in my opinion! We managed to get 4 runs on the new car before the rains came and ended our testing session. We did not have a single mechanical failure, which in itself is a small miracle. Other than fixing a few minor issues, everything went off without a hitch!

We were so blessed to have Mike Janis Sr. and Mike Janis Jr. come all the way to Houston from Lancaster , NY to help us.

I have become friends with them over the last couple of years but after spending two days with them helping us, they are our family! We could not have been successful without them being here to help us.

We improved each run but we got our session ended early because of a big rain storm. The Janis's made the car run better each time down the track. I was able to stay in the throttle on the 4th run to somewhere between the 500 and 600 foot mark. It ran pretty good numbers for a rookie. Mike Jr. has the car tuned pretty soft to keep me from hurting myself! I still have a lot of learning to do but made significant progress. The car went straight and true each time it went down the track!

Now let me tell you how blessed I am. We probably had 75 friends, family, and acquaintances show up to watch us test. We all had a great time with everyone and I hope they did as well. A lot of people thought I was crazy to invite everyone to watch us run the car the first time out but I thought it was awesome to have everyone's support! My dad, all of my siblings, cousins, friends, employees, some racers, and even some customers showed up. I want to say thanks and I love you to all of the folks that showed up.

I am so happy with how the tests turned out. God has been with us every step of the way! I give all the glory to God for taking care of myself and "The Black Hole" God is Awesome!!!


Hemi ready for between run service

Mike Janis Jr. priming the engine before I start it for the next run

My Sunshine with Mike, Mikey, and my brother Tom

Who is that guy?

Getting a hug from Mike after one of our runs. The Janis family is awesome!

Ready to warm up the car after service

My Sunshine getting me suited up

Climbing out of the car after a run with Traci and Mikey's help

Mike, Mikey, Traci, Tom, and Fred talking after a run

Traci and Racer's for Christ Chaplain, Fred

Mikey making final preps

Telling Mike, Mikey, and Traci about the run

Mike and Mikey servicing the engine

Father and son teamwork at its finest. I love these guys like family

Mikey and Traci are as happy as I am about the progress

Setting the idle speed for the next run

Adjusting idle mixture for next run

Getting ready for another run

Warming up the car

Suiting up

Getting in the car is like stuffing a marshmallow into a Coke bottle

All of us excited about a run



Monday, August 12, 2019

Loaded up and ready to go

Well, it is 1:30 Monday morning and Moby is loaded with “The Black Hole”, tons of spares, the Honda UTV, drums of methanol, extra diesel, and everything else under the sun!!! The trailer has a full load!

I will get up in a few hours and go to get my physical for my NHRA competition license, then we will hook up and head out to the track.

It has been a busy week and I must say I am looking forward to  a change of pace.

Looks like the weather is going to be good with the exception of it being over 100 degrees both days. Should be comfy in the fire suit and a black car., ha!!!

Can’t wait to see everyone there. Try to get there by 5:00 pm if you can.





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Loading Up for the big day(s)

Just a few little things left to go. Traci and I finished the trailer today. We will start loading everything tomorrow.

We have to go to Sam’s to buy snacks and drinks for everyone. Once we get back, we will clean everything up, load the car and the Honda UTV.

I go to get an NHRA physical on Monday morning so I can try to earn my NHRA Pro Mod competition license at the test session.

Once the physical is done on Monday, Traci and I will head to Houston Raceway Park to set up our pit for the test sessions. We will be pitted very close to the track and our work area will face the media suite where everyone will be hanging out. Everyone will be able to watch us work on the car between runs from the media suite and stay cool!

Hopefully we will have a relaxing evening by ourselves at the track Monday evening. I plan on going over everything on the car one more time and getting some sleep. We haven’t had much of that lately!

We will also practice getting in and out of the car with full gear on and practice some routines.

Those of you that are coming on Tuesday or Wednesday might be interested in our planned schedule. The gates on the pit side (East side of track) will be left open so you can come and go. We plan on having a get together at 5:00 pm and a group picture with everyone who is there.

Our first run will hopefully happen at around 6:00 pm. The first runs will be short runs to get the car set up and get me used to driving it. They will hopefully get progressively longer and faster as we get more seat time.

My other car (“The Blue Banana”) will also be running with a young man driving it to get ready for the bracket racing finals next weekend. He will be campaigning the car in the final race of the year. This will give everyone another car to watch while we are getting “The Black Hole” serviced between runs.

 I can’t wait to see all of our friends and drive the car for the first time!!!

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Tuesday, August 6, 2019

Count down, T- Minus 1 week and counting

This is the last week before our test session. It has been a long haul for sure!

Since this journey began......

1. Traci and I have had our home flood twice.

2. I have hurt myself pretty bad on motorcycles twice (both requiring surgery to put me back together again.

3. Dad broke his femur and we thought we would lose him. He recovered but it has been an ordeal.

4. I built a drag boat that I never actually got to drive.

5. I started building "The Black Hole" as a Top Sportsman car (much less violent car).

6. I did my usual obsessive/compulsive behavior and decided to redo everything as a Pro Modified car.

This process started in 2015 and is finally coming to fruition next Tuesday and Wednesday. Most people less hard headed than myself would have given up long ago.

Because I am so hard headed and I have the most supportive/patient wife on earth, the dream is almost here. This project has taken more hours than you can imagine. We have worked almost every night and weekend for the last two years without taking much of a break. Instead of going on vacations and dates with Traci, we have worked through cold weather, hot weather, Texas size mosquitos, horse flys that feel like they have a miniature chainsaw mounted to their mouth, itchy carbon fibers sticking in your skin, busted knuckles, and Houston heat!

I don't expect anyone to understand why we would do something like this but I can tell you that it is one of the most rewarding projects I have ever done! Even if we don't have good results next week, this project is a major accomplishment! Not many people get to drive a car at this level and even fewer of them actually put one together themselves. I am sure that I made a lot of mistakes in the way that I built it, but hopefully, most of those can be worked around.

It looks like we will have around 50 to 75 people show up to see the dream come true. We have folks coming from as far away as Virginia to participate. Mike Janis Sr. and Jr. are coming from Lancaster, NY to help out. I feel so blessed to have this kind of support from you all!

I really appreciate that support!

I want to take the time while I am thinking about it to apologize in advance for any unforeseen events that could put a damper on this event. Although we have done everything in our power to make sure everything goes OK, everyone should know that anything can happen. I feel good about our chance of success , but I want everyone to be informed, ha! (kind of like a disclaimer on a TV commercial)

Here are the facts:

It is going to be hot and muggy. It could rain us out. There could be earthquakes, tornadoes, hurricanes, zombie apocalypse, sink holes, and even a 50 cent part could break and keep us from being able to run the car. The driver of the car could even soil his fire suit at the first hit of the throttle, ha!

Now that the disclaimer is covered let me tell you what I think is going to happen! I think we have been blessed by God with the most capable mentors you could get. We have great people supporting and helping us. We have good equipment on the car. We have given 110% to making sure everything is right. We are going to get better with each run and we are going to exceed my expectations. We are going to accomplish more in one weekend than most can in one year. It is going to be a phenomenal 2 days of testing thanks to our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ!

No matter what happens, we will all be together and you will get to meet some nice folks (even my UPS man and one of my freight delivery guys will be there), see a beautiful race car, and hear some beautiful noise! That big Hemi makes the most beautiful noise I have ever heard.

I can't wait to show all of you what we have put our heart and soul into for more hours than you can imagine!

Please pray for us to have a good trip to the track, good weather, no mechanical issues, and no driver issues. Mike Janis Sr. and Jr. have their work cut out for them!!!!

See you there!


This time Mike Janis Sr. and Jr. will be hanging out in our pits! I can't wait! God is Awesome!


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